The Marv

No "pop & lock" in the lobby!

Stacey

Who's you Mama!

Catfish

When a guest called down about not being able to get her clock radio off and asked Catfish how to turn it off.

"Mam, I imagine you would just unplug it."

Catfish

Too many indians, not enough chiefs.

Stacey

Where's Poulus? He's always messing with his hair or playing hopscotch or something?

Stacey

May the force be with you, Pecans and Water, Gary! :)

Steveo

On Sundays when we take a big dump, we have to be ready!